Good Ole Funny Quotes

“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.” — Frank Sinatra

“How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.” — Steve Martin

“I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.” — Bill Cosby

“My wife was afraid of the dark…then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.” — Rodney Dangerfield